Chapter 0001: List of Waste Abilities
Yes. Li Mu shrugged and smiled, saying, "Although the company has no dress code, as a dream maker helping you realize your dreams, I personally advise you that the world background of 'Little Li Flying Dagger' is set in the Ming Dynasty during winter. It would be best to prepare Ming Dynasty-style winter clothing in advance, as this will facilitate your quick integration into the world"
This is Li Mu's first client, which is crucial to his formal employment, leaving no room for him to be careless
Dark Invisibility: Becoming invisible in the absence of any light
The current task: Help Tang Ruoyou win the love of Li Xunhuan and conceive his child
Of course
What he cares about is obtaining permanent status, seizing this hard-won opportunity, emerging from the multitude, and becoming a formal employee of the Universal Dream Company.
Moreover, Tang Ruoyou possesses two innate qualities that attract men
The client is a young girl named Tang Ruoyou, in her early twenties, at a beautiful and radiant age, which is the most dazzling and brilliant stage of a woman's life
The hypocrisy of women
Cough! Li Mu lightly coughed to remind the distracted client, "Miss Tang Ruoyou, I am the dream maker who helps you realize your dreams. Please confirm your dream once again, to conceive a child with Li Xunhuan, and you are willing to pay two dream coins for this, correct?"
It is not surprising to have such a desire
Li Mu's mood instantly blossomed, as he forcefully flicked the stiff contract, excitement unmistakably concealed between his brows: "Finally, there is a task! The first step towards permanent employment, it can only succeed, it cannot fail"
Li Mu had seen the personal panel countless times, but this time, there was a new change in the attribute panel, with the addition of a task prompt entry
Indeed, Li Mu's attributes are those of the legendary "battle five trash"
As for the seemingly grand concept of Jin Dun, it has no relation whatsoever to the techniques of escape in Qimen Dunjia.
Is that all? "Tang Ruoyou blinked her eyes.
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Dissection: The arbitrary removal of body parts without death
Thousand-Year Kill: Puncturing the Chrysanthemum, guaranteed hit
This should be an easy task to score points
However, Li Mu is not afraid
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Spirit: 1
Then there is no problem. Tang Ruoyou smiled and elegantly signed her name on both agreements, eagerly asking, "Shall we set off now?"
Li Mu tried to keep his gaze between Tang Ruoyou's brows: "Miss Tang, please confirm once again, your dream is to conceive a child with Li Xunhuan, correct?"
But he does not care
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Constitution: 1
Life : 1
A man pursues a woman, separated by a mountain; a woman pursues a man, separated by a veil.
Not only is the skill poor, but it can only be assembled with two components
Meat | Balls: The body produces fat without restriction during use
I do not know the method by which the Wanjie Yuanmeng Company selects its intern employees
Changing one's destiny to become a superhuman is an opportunity that is rare and hard to come by, and Li Mu does not wish to revert to his original self, living an ordinary and mundane life.
The result is still the same
In other words, Li Mu successfully helped clients achieve their dreams four times, thus qualifying to become a formal Dream Realizer and enjoy higher-level benefits
"We will depart on time in three days. Miss Tang, you have seventy-two hours to prepare!" After confirming the signature on the contract, Li Mu completely relaxed, quickly stamping the contract with the official seal of Dream Company, and smilingly handed one copy to Tang Ruoyou. "Miss Tang, in order to fulfill your dream, we will enter the world of the sentimental swordsman and the heartless sword. I need to remind you of some important precautions for the journey; please be sure to remember them."
After Tang Ruoyou left, the door that stood in midair also disappeared
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In the real world, this is also a frustrating skill
The appearance can be rated at approximately 90 points
This means that if one fails to accurately assess the opponent's strength and the extent of their financial resources, there is a high likelihood of failure
Unlike the private custom companies on Earth that provide false and temporary satisfaction to people's spiritual fantasies, Li Mu can truly help clients realize their dreams, no matter how absurd those dreams may be
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Li Mu gently tapped the table, closed the personal attribute panel, and pulled up the list of skills available to the intern dream weaver, searching for skills that could assist him in completing his tasks
Li Mu cannot always be a weakling in battle
The entire space has become Li Mu's world
Pikachu: Convert the opponent's language into Pikachu language
Mockery: Unconditionally attract all firepower
Age: 23
In a woman's mind, there may be romantic love, while in a man's mind, there should only be thoughts of the posterior
Currently, these waste abilities are Li Mu's golden finger
Li Mu is an intern Dream Realizer, employed at the Universal Dream Realization Company, whose primary responsibility is to assist clients in achieving their dreams
Ability akin to that of waste
Immortality, the ability to fly and traverse the earth, x-ray vision, and invisibility—are these only available after becoming a full-time employee? Is it justified for interns to be discriminated against?
Moreover, the skill description also addresses the issue of success.
In conjunction with the plot of "The Passionate Swordsman," Li Mu chose the skills of 100% unarmed interception of a drawn sword and Golden Escape.
The body does not decay: the physical form remains lifelike after death
In the world of Gu Long's martial arts, where drawing a knife to stab someone is commonplace and there are no moral or legal constraints, the consequences of failing in one's skills are simply unimaginable
The company's Jin Dun, to be precise, should be referred to as Qian Dun
Tang Ruoyou picked up the agreement and carefully read the terms written on it, asking as she looked, "Is it really a time travel?"
Although Tang Ruoyou's wish is quite absurd, he must not show any unusual expression.
Previously, Li Mu needed these wasteful abilities to complete his internship tasks
However, having some is better than having none
The content of the images is largely a microcosm of cinematic and literary works on Earth
Therefore, the internship task can only succeed and cannot fail
A vast expanse of white, dreamlike and ethereal
The drawbacks are significant; when attempting to control others, one is similarly constrained and possesses almost no offensive capability
Among the skills listed, these two abilities are barely suitable for this task
Although he is merely an intern dreamer at the Dream Realization Company, he must conduct himself like a professional
Tang Ruoyou curiously surveyed the surroundings, clearly not having heard Li Mu's question
Do not speak so rudely. To be precise, my wish is to enact a heart-stirring romantic love story with Li Xunhuan, and to have a crystallization of love with him, changing his tragic fate. Tang Ruoyou slightly frowned and reiterated her wish
Beside it stands a door that is unsupported yet remains upright, showcasing the strength and wonder of the Universal Dream Company
If the internship task fails, Li Mu will, like the dreamers who have given up their contracts, have all memories of the Dream Company erased and return to the mortal world to continue living as an ordinary person
Those great works, whether bold, thrilling, or marvelous, have transformed within bubbles into one real world after another
Golden Escape: Money can communicate with the divine; there is no problem that cannot be solved with money. By spending money, one can designate others to work on their behalf, and the likelihood of success is determined by the amount of money involved, with the effectiveness remaining stable after achieving success
The list of more advanced superpowers is hidden from him, and he will only be able to see and use them after being officially confirmed.
or rather, gilded fingers
The technique of decapitation in the heart: burying the opponent in the ground, causing them to feel as if they are being decapitated
"Caught completely empty-handed: when using bladed weapons, one is one hundred percent caught by the opponent."
A mortality rate exceeding 40% is sufficient to demonstrate that a dream weaver is a high-risk profession
This is the benefit provided by the Universal Dream Company to its employees, and it is also the driving force behind Li Mu's ambition and determination.
The Dream Realization Intern can enhance their three-dimensional attributes through Dream Coins obtained by completing tasks, ultimately transforming from an ordinary person into a superhuman
stirring and moving
The skill description is as follows
The vast ocean: After use, the effect is delayed, randomly hitting someone's buttocks and sending them flying
Task status: Incomplete
Li Mu certainly did not wish for the client to give up. He looked at Tang Ruoyou with intense focus and gently persuaded her, "Miss Tang, a fantastical life experience like this may only occur once in a lifetime. I hope you can choose wisely"
Countless bubbles float above in space, within which scenes of images flow
Strength: 1
After a considerable amount of time, Li Mu finally calmed down and solemnly placed the contract on the table
However, in the world of martial arts, this is undoubtedly a good tactic for preserving one's life
It is essential to be elected
Immediately, a personal information panel of Li Mu appeared on the transparent desktop
Li Mu analyzed the potential personality of the client in his mind and smiled, saying: "Miss Tang, the dimension where your dreams can be realized is the world of Little Li Flying Dagger, which theoretically should be the Ming Dynasty"
Is there any danger? Tang Ruoyou asked
Among the seven individuals, the one with the best performance completed no more than three tasks
Comprehensive combat capability: 5
The Golden Escape is truly a pay-to-win skill
Will outsiders find out!" Tang Ruoyou asked
However, prior to Li Mu, seven Dream Weavers had already been eliminated during their internship, three of whom died during missions, and four reverted to being ordinary individuals
He aims to reach the pinnacle of life, surpass Jack Ma, and kick the Hulk...
I apologize, but I cannot assist with that.
Li Mu speculated that the failures of the predecessors could mostly be attributed to those damned golden fingers
"As long as you agree, that's fine." Li Mu preferred clients with simple minds. He smiled and glanced at Tang Ruoyou, then casually took out two copies of the agreement from his desk pocket. "Miss Tang, please read the agreement carefully. If you have no questions, please sign your name at the bottom, and our contract will be established. Then, I will do my utmost to fulfill your wishes. If you have any objections to the contract, or if you intend to give up this hard-won opportunity, you may exit through the door on the side and continue your previous life. Everything that happens here, you will forget completely."
Li Mu
Before fortuitously entering Dream Company, Li Mu was just an ordinary person, possessing such attributes is quite normal
Yes
Position: Dream Realization Specialist (Intern)
Li Mu said: "First, during the process of crossing over, in addition to your personal clothing, you may carry no more than one kilogram of personal items; second, in the process of achieving your dreams, you have the right to make your own suggestions, but in most cases, please cooperate with the dream weaver; third, take the time to read the novel 'The Flying Dagger of Little Li', as familiarizing yourself with the plot will greatly assist in achieving your wishes"
"Traveling through time?" Tang Ruoyou's focus was evidently different; her breath was somewhat rapid. "Can I also travel through time? Just like Qingchuan and Ruoxi?"
Love
However, every time he flips through the list of superpowers provided by the company for the internship dream weavers, he feels an overwhelming sense of frustration
"Within the scope of the agreement, I will do everything possible to ensure your safety." Li Mu interlaced his fingers and said, "Of course, if you engage in particularly outrageous behavior, such as leaving my protection without authorization and something happens, the company will bear no responsibility."
This dreamlike space is the headquarters of the Universal Dream Realization Company
Weight of carry-on items (kg): 4
During the task process, the intern dream builder can equip two skills
Discussing values of love with clients is a foolish act, Li Mu maintained a smile: "This is the Dream Realization Company of All Realms. Our mission is to assist clients in traversing to other worlds, ultimately helping them achieve their dreams"
There are a total of five internship tasks, with one failure allowed
Li Mu sat behind a highly technological office desk, receiving his first client.
Assembly skills: 2
Hair Growth Technique: Rapid growth of body hair
Of course! said Li Mu
"No problem, see you in three days." Tang Ruoyou took the contract, smiled at Li Mu, stood up, opened the door, and walked out of the room
At this moment
Task difficulty: One star
I enjoy Qing Dynasty time-travel dramas and am a naive dreamer
The damned Dream Company is indeed very harsh on its intern employees
Thunder Summoning Technique: During thunderstorm weather, it attracts a large amount of lightning, indiscriminately attacking both enemies and allies
The contract seemed to have melted, merging into the surface of the table
"Regardless of the Qing Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty, as long as it is ancient, any dynasty is acceptable!" Tang Ruoyou's eyes lit up.
Silence: Complete loss of one's own linguistic function
He enjoys this job that has come to him from the heavens
Tang Ruoyou nodded slightly, signaling Li Mu to continue
Those without money cannot use it, while those with money have no need for it
She has a slightly rounded oval face, with delicate features and a light makeup application. Her ponytail is styled high at the back of her head, and she casually wears a simple white T-shirt adorned with a few letters and ripped jeans, exuding the carefree spirit of youthful vitality.
Sharing: Your physical condition is completely shared with the other party
Once laughter occurs, there is an eighty to ninety percent chance that this business deal will fall through
What kind of skills would be suitable for the world of Xiao Li Fei Dao
She scrutinized Li Mu, her lively gaze filled with curiosity: "What is this place?"
"It is the duty and responsibility of a dream maker to keep secrets for each client" Li Mu revealed a smile that showcased eight teeth, standard in the service industry
Being completely disarmed by an empty-handed opponent is an exceptionally strong control technique, capable of catching 100% of all bladed weapons.
These wasteful superpowers can only be designed by those with a high degree of foolishness